Witty Quotes - Page 27

I'm trying to think of a witty comeback, when Boggs says brusquely, “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.” I decide to go ahead and like Boggs.

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.

Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

I'm hopefully touring with Colin Baker next year in Perfect Strangers. I have performed with Sylvia Simms in poetry and music evenings. I would love to do those for the rest of my career - they are so fun and witty.

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Toughness doesn't have to come in a pinstripe suit.

I rant, therefore I am

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other.

The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.

A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy with her shoes.

My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty.

To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.