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Groucho Marx Quotes about Inspiration - Page 3

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Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Book, Inspiration, Healthy

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Funny, Inspiration, Humor

Hello, I must be going.

Inspiration, Hello

Animal Crackers (motion picture) (1930). Screenplay by George S. Kaufman and Morrie Ryskind.

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.

Inspiration, Jail, Advancement

"Fictional character: Hammer". "The Cocoanuts", www.imdb.com. 1929.

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself

Inspiration, Hands, Wish

Groucho Marx (2000). “The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx”, Vintage

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only, when the hostess has only twelve chops.

Inspiration, Twelve, Tables

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life

Inspiration, Turkeys, Two

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

Funny, Inspiration, Humor

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.

Inspiration

"Fictional character: S. Quentin Quale". "Go West", 1940.

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip

Inspiration, Wife, Boat

Groucho Marx (2000). “The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx”, Vintage

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

Funny, Inspiration, Humor

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

Funny, Inspiration, Writing

Groucho Marx (2007). “The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx”, p.133, Simon and Schuster

I hope they bury me near a strait man

Inspiration, Men

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