Witty Quotes - Page 4

A zebra does not change its spots.

Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other problems.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.

People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off.

Never mistake motion for action.

Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country - and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians.

An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.