There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!
The other major kind of computer is the "Apple," which I do not recommend, because it is a wuss-o-rama New-Age computer you basically just plug in and use.
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
