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No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

Dave Barry
Inspirational, Balance, Matter
Dave Barry (1998). “Dave Barry Turns 50”, Crown

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

Dave Barry
Inspirational, Funny, Life

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Dave Barry
Inspirational, Children, Perfect Parents

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Dave Barry
Inspirational, Motivational, Respect
Dave Barry (1998). “Dave Barry Turns 50”, Crown

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.

Dave Barry
Inspirational, Birthday, Believe

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

Dave Barry
Inspirational, Funny, Fitness

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Dave Barry
Inspirational, Funny, Sports
Dave Barry (1985). “Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead”, p.32, Rodale

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates!

Dave Barry
Inspirational, Crazy, Risk

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

Dave Barry
Inspirational, Teenager, Advice

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

Dave Barry
Inspirational, Funny, Teenage
Dave Barry (2013). “My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry”, p.73, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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