Dave Barry Quotes about Fashion

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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Dave Barry

Fashion, Humorous, Failure

Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.166, Ballantine Books

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark.

Dave Barry

Funny, Fashion, Humor

We are talking about mutated women, the result of cruel genetic experiments performed by fashion designers so lacking in any sense of human decency that they think nothing of putting their initials on your eyeglass lenses. The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. If a normal woman puts on clothing designed for these unfortunate people, she is quite naturally going to look like Revenge of the Pork Person.

Dave Barry

Fashion, Revenge, Fall