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He's a boating enthusiast, although that phrase seems too weak to describe the level of his interest, kind of like describing someone as a heroin fancier.

He's a boating enthusiast, although that phrase seems too weak to describe the level of his interest, kind of like describing someone as a heroin fancier.

Dave Barry
Funny, Sailing, Phrases
Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up”, p.118, Ballantine Books

Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer.

Dave Barry
Funny, Beer, Sailing
Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.226, Ballantine Books

You have to be careful on the deck, because of the "hatches," which are holes placed around a sailboat at random to increase the insurance rates.

Dave Barry
Funny, Sailing, Boat
Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Talks Back”, p.93, Crown Archetype

It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships carried such large crews.

Dave Barry
Funny, People, Sailing
Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Talks Back”, p.90, Crown Archetype

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