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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Dave Barry
Funny, Hilarious, Health

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Dave Barry
Funny, Hilarious, Witty
Dave Barry (2013). “My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry”, p.100, Andrews McMeel Publishing

If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon

Dave Barry
Hilarious, Military, Believe

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

Dave Barry
Funny, Hilarious, Women
Dave Barry (2012). “The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry”, p.35, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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