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Dave Barry Quotes about Literature

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We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.

Objectivity, Literature, Littles

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

Games, Chess Pieces, Literature

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

Golf, Balls, Literature

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

Literature, Enough, Bigs

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

Oregon, Gdp, Literature

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

Skills, People, Literature

Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Turns Forty”, p.124, Ballantine Books

Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?

Sports, Trying, Literature

Dave Barry (2009). “Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus”, p.88, Ballantine Books

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

Nascar Racing, Literature, Upside Down

Dave Barry (2009). “Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus”, p.104, Ballantine Books

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

Guy, Literature, Assuming

Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys”, p.85, Ballantine Books

The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.

Historical, Literature, Empires

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.

Caring, Care, Literature

Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.20, Ballantine Books

A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.

Literature, Genes, Type

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

Snowboarding, People, Literature

Dave Barry (2009). “Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus”, p.86, Ballantine Books

And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West.

Trying, Literature, West

Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States”, p.9, Ballantine Books

In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.

School, Literature, Students

Dave Barry (2011). “Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway”, p.28, Ballantine Books

We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.

Teeth, Rolling, Literature

Dave Barry (2013). “My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry”, p.59, Andrews McMeel Publishing

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

Literature, Computer, Internet

Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry in Cyberspace”, p.8, Ballantine Books

Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.

Crazy, Reading, Literature

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

Real, Whales, Literature

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