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A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Dave Barry
Inspirational, Motivational, Respect
Dave Barry (1998). “Dave Barry Turns 50”, Crown

What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series.

Dave Barry
Funny, Respect, Women
Dave Barry (2001). “All the Dave Barry you could ever want: four classic books in one from America's foremost humorist”

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

Dave Barry
Respect, Funny Inspirational, Party
"Is Findlay’s water safe?". "The Courier" Interview, thecourier.com. February 15, 2016.

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