Dave Barry Quotes about Drinking

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Dave Barry

Fun, Drinking, Book

"Vegetable Magnetism" by Dave Barry, www.washingtonpost.com. March 17, 1991.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Dave Barry

Book, Drinking, Beer

Dave Barry (2012). “The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry”, p.112, Andrews McMeel Publishing

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

Dave Barry

Drinking, Book, Eye

"The Taming of the Screw". Book by Dave Barry, 1983.

In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.

Dave Barry

Drinking, Beer, Shoes

Dave Barry (1994). “The World According to Dave Barry”, Outlet

Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains.

Dave Barry

Drinking, Advice, Gum

You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses. Really, that's what scientists believe. In fact many scientists actually use their fireplaces to cool their houses in the summer. If you visit a scientist's house on a sultry August day, you'll find a cheerful fire roaring on the hearth and the scientist sitting nearby, remarking on how cool he is and drinking heavily.

Dave Barry

Summer, Humorous, Drinking

Dave Barry (2001). “All the Dave Barry you could ever want: four classic books in one from America's foremost humorist”

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

Dave Barry

Humorous, Drinking, Beer

Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.18, Ballantine Books

The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'

Dave Barry

Drinking, Beer, Letters

In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.

Dave Barry

Softball, Team, Drinking

Dave Barry Quotes about Drinking

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