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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.

Dave Barry

Weed, Doe, Nuclear

Dave Barry (2001). “All the Dave Barry you could ever want: four classic books in one from America's foremost humorist”

The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.

Dave Barry

Music, Weed, Art

Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Talks Back”, p.147, Crown Archetype