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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

Groucho Marx
Funny, Daughter, Humor

Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.

Groucho Marx
Funny, Fathers Day, Humor

Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.

Groucho Marx
Funny, Witty, Humorous
Groucho Marx (2008). “Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover”, p.94, Da Capo Press

And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!

Groucho Marx
Funny, Witty, Humorous

I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)

Groucho Marx
Funny, New York, Humorous
Groucho Marx (2008). “Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover”, p.86, Da Capo Press

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

Groucho Marx
Funny, Humor, Loss
Groucho Marx (2008). “Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover”, p.33, Da Capo Press

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