Joan Rivers Quotes - Page 2

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
Joan Rivers (1997). “Bouncing back: I've survived everything-- and I mean everything-- and you can too!”, Thorndike Pr
Joan Rivers (1997). “Bouncing back: I've survived everything-- and I mean everything-- and you can too!”, Thorndike Pr
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
Joan Rivers (2012). “I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me”, p.44, Penguin
"Funny Ladies" by B. Adler, (p. 147), 2001.