Mark Twain Quotes about Funny - Page 5
It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
Pudd'nhead Wilson conclusion, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" (1894)
Taxes and Morals, delivered 22 January 1906, New York
To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
Following the Equator ch. 37, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" (1897)
Address on the 4th of July, delivered 4 July 1899, London, England
Mark Twain (2012). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.230, Courier Corporation
Pudd'nhead Wilson ch. 1 (1894)
Mark Twain (2015). “Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend”, p.41, St. Martin's Press
Mark Twain (2010). “Mark Twain's Own Autobiography: The Chapters from the North American Review”, p.42, Univ of Wisconsin Press
There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.
Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.60, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
Pudd'nhead Wilson ch. 21, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" (1894)
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark Twain (2012). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.69, Courier Corporation
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
The Innocents Abroad (1869) ch. 7
Attributed in "A Short Course in Intellectual Self Defense" by Mark Twain, Seven Stories Press, (p. 61), January 4, 2011.
Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain’s Letters & Speeches (Annotated Edition)”, p.706, Jazzybee Verlag
Quoted in N.Y. Journal, 2 June 1897. These words were preceded by "James Ross Clemens, of St. Louis, a cousin of mine, was seriously ill two or three weeks ago in London, but is well now. The report of my illness grew out of his illness." The quotation is usually reported as "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." Much earlier (5 July 1863), the following appeared in a letter by Twain to the Territorial Enterprise: "There was a report about town, last night, that Charles Strong, Esq
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court ch. 22 (1889)
Mark Twain (1871). “The Innocents Abroad; Or, The New Pilgrim's Progress ...”, p.337
Mark Twain (1995). “Mark Twain: Selected Writings of an American Skeptic”
Mark Twain (1976). “Mark Twain's Notebooks & Journals, Volume II: (1877-1883)”, p.304, Univ of California Press
Mark Twain, Charles Dudley Warner (1874). “The Gilded Age: A Tale of To-day”, p.107
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
"The Jumping Frog: And 18 Other Stories".
Mark Twain (2012). “The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations”, p.44, Courier Corporation
Mark Twain (1924). “Mark Twain's Own Autobiography: The Chapters from the North American Review”, p.175, Univ of Wisconsin Press