Funny Quotes - Page 179

You from within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises. Here's to beer, here's to cheer, here's to beer.

A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.

Guilt, remorse. It's what separates us from the animals.

Every revolutionary idea seems to evoke three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the phrases: 1- It's completely impossible. 2- It's possible, but it's not worth doing. 3- I said it was a good idea all along.

[Hope is] the dream of a waking man.

Not a game, not a game... practice.

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.

I'm a person who gets better with practice. Getting older is awesome - because you get more practice.

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

He took the bride about the neck and kissed her lips with such a clamorous smack that at the parting all the church did echo.

Frailty, thy name is woman!

There is a strange reluctance on the part of most people to admit that they enjoy life.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I'll sleep when I'm dead.

I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

Some writers confuse authenticity, which they ought always to aim at, with originality, which they should never bother about.

We have a problem. 'Congratulations.' But it's a tough problem. 'Then double congratulations.'

LSD is a psychedelic drug which occasionally causes psychotic behavior in people who have NOT taken it.

Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.