W. C. Fields Quotes - Page 3
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
W. C. Fields (2016). “W.C. Fields by Himself: His Intended Autobiography with Hitherto Unpublished Letters, Notes, Scripts, and Articles”, p.179, Rowman & Littlefield
Quoted in R. L. Taylor, W. C. Fields (1949)
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
"The Temperance Lecture" (radio broadcast) (1938)
W. C. Fields (2016). “W.C. Fields by Himself: His Intended Autobiography with Hitherto Unpublished Letters, Notes, Scripts, and Articles”, p.152, Rowman & Littlefield
Quoted in Drat!, ed. Richard J. Anobile (1969)
Fields for President ch. 7 (1940)