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W. C. Fields Quotes - Page 3

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

W. C. Fields (2016). “W.C. Fields by Himself: His Intended Autobiography with Hitherto Unpublished Letters, Notes, Scripts, and Articles”, p.179, Rowman & Littlefield

I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.

Quoted in R. L. Taylor, W. C. Fields (1949)

Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.

"Fictional character: The Great Man". "Never Give a Sucker an Even Break", www.imdb.com. October 10, 1941.

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.

Quoted in Drat!, ed. Richard J. Anobile (1969)