W. C. Fields Quotes - Page 5
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.
Quoted in The Quotations of W. C. Fields, ed. Martin Lewis (1976)
"Fictional character: Commodore Jackson". "Mississippi", 1935.
W. C. Fields (1970). “I Never Met a Kid I Liked”
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (motion picture) (1941).