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W. C. Fields Quotes - Page 5

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

Quoted in The Quotations of W. C. Fields, ed. Martin Lewis (1976)

Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.

"Fictional character: Commodore Jackson". "Mississippi", 1935.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

"Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

I never met a kid I liked.

W. C. Fields (1970). “I Never Met a Kid I Liked”