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Rita Rudner Quotes - Page 3

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

Rita Rudner (1993). “Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature”, Penguin Group USA

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

Rita Rudner (1993). “Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature”, Penguin Group USA

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.