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Woody Allen Quotes - Page 3

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The only love that lasts is unrequited love.

The only love that lasts is unrequited love.

Love, Lasts, Unrequited

"Fictional character: Prostitute". "Shadows and Fog", www.imdb.com. 1991.

Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.

Boredom, Directors, Littles

I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.

Thinking, Goal, Focus

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

Sarcastic, Time, Fun

"Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor" by Bill Adler and Jeffrey Feinman, (p. 4), 1976.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

Funny, Doors, Water Skiing

You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.

Funny, Birthday, Witty

"Fictional character: Pearl". "Interiors", www.imdb.com. 1978.

Paranoia is knowing all the facts.

Knowing, Facts, Paranoia

There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.

Sex, Two, Important

I know what I think but I don't know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit drunk and dance it for you.

Thinking, Drunk, Littles

"Fictional character: Kleinmann". Shadows and Fog, www.imdb.com. 1991.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

Funny, Witty, Teacher

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.

Funny, Life, Mushrooms

I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.

Witty, Humorous, Want

Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.

Hot, Tuna, Fudge

I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.

Funny, Hilarious, Witty

I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want

Want, Knows

But it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!

Links, Masturbation, Entry

"Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)", 1972.

Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

Evil, Groups, Knows

Where I grew up in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Everyone was too unhappy.

Suicide, Unhappy, Brooklyn

Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.

Afternoon, Never Been Kissed, Rainy

I'm trying to arrange my life so I don't have to be present.

Trying

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Funny, Death, Suicide

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.

Ideas, Annie Hall, Brilliant

Woody Allen, Marshall Brickman (2000). “Annie Hall: scénario bilingue”

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

Witty, Falling In Love, Humorous

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

Thinking, Ideas, Notion

Woody Allen, Marshall Brickman (2000). “Annie Hall: scénario bilingue”

There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.

Way, There Is No God, Prove

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