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Funny Quotes - Page 112

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

Following the Equator ch. 25, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" (1897)

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Kurt Vonnegut (2016). “If This Isn't Nice What Is? (Much) Expanded Second Edition: The Graduation Speeches and Other Words to Live By”, p.131, RosettaBooks

...no one is born a great cook, one learns by doing.

Julia Child (2009). “My Life in France”, p.261, Gerald Duckworth & Co

If you want to give the devil a nervous breakdown, just get up every day and see how much good you can do.

Joyce Meyer (2011). “Living Beyond Your Feelings: Controlling Emotions So They Don't Control You”, p.88, Hachette UK

A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, 'Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?' I said, 'All right, but we won't get much done.'

"Jimmy Carr's 40 most memorable jokes: One-liners and videos galore to mark comic's 40th birthday" by Rob Leigh, www.mirror.co.uk. September 14, 2012.

Every law is an infraction of liberty.

1789 An Introduction to the Principles of Morals and Legislation.

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

Harlan Ellison (1975). “Deathbird stories: a Pantheon of modern gods”, HarperCollins Publishers