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Funny Quotes - Page 117

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.

P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.288, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Oscar Wilde (1947). “The Happy Prince”, p.16, New Line Publishing

My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.

"Comedy gold: Norm Macdonald's Me Doing Standup" by Leo Benedictus, www.theguardian.com. September 6, 2013.

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three.

"Song: "Live With Me" ("Let It Bleed")". December 5, 1969.