Funny Quotes - Page 146
"Peter's Quotations: Ideas for Our Time" by Laurence J. Peter, (p. 239), 1979.
Alan Bennett (2008). “Alan Bennett Plays 1: Forty Years On, Getting On, Habeas Corpus and Enjoy”, p.53, Faber & Faber
Campaign remark, Fresno, Cal., 10 Sept. 1952. John F. Parker, in "If Elected, I Promise ...": Stories and Gems of Wisdom by and About Politicians (1969), attributes the reverse statement to Chauncey Depew (1834 - 1928): "If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican party, I'll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats."
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
"Zach Galifianakis Live at the Purple Onion". Documentary, Comedy, 2006.
Yakov Smirnoff (1987). “America on six rubles a day”, Vintage
Woody Allen, Marshall Brickman (2000). “Annie Hall: scénario bilingue”
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
"Will Rogers' Weekly Articles: The Roosevelt Years, 1933-1935".
Existence is a series of footnotes to a vast, obscure, unfinished masterpiece.
Pale Fire "Commentary" (1962)
The Second Sin "Emotions" (1973)
The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves
Swami Vivekananda (2015). “Personality Development”, p.49, Advaita Ashrama
I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote".
"When the Leaves Blow Away". Documentary, Comedy, 2006.