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Funny Quotes - Page 146

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.

"Voices". Book by Antonio Porchia, 1943.

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

"Peter's Quotations: Ideas for Our Time" by Laurence J. Peter, (p. 239), 1979.

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.

Alan Bennett (2008). “Alan Bennett Plays 1: Forty Years On, Getting On, Habeas Corpus and Enjoy”, p.53, Faber & Faber

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

Campaign remark, Fresno, Cal., 10 Sept. 1952. John F. Parker, in "If Elected, I Promise ...": Stories and Gems of Wisdom by and About Politicians (1969), attributes the reverse statement to Chauncey Depew (1834 - 1928): "If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican party, I'll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats."

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

"Zach Galifianakis Live at the Purple Onion". Documentary, Comedy, 2006.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

"Fictional character: Alvy Singer". "Annie Hall", www.imdb.com. 1977.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

"Will Rogers' Weekly Articles: The Roosevelt Years, 1933-1935".

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

"Tommy Cooper: the best quotes" by Michael Hogan, www.theguardian.com. April 22, 2014.

The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves

Swami Vivekananda (2015). “Personality Development”, p.49, Advaita Ashrama