Hilarious Quotes - Page 7
George Eliot (2015). “Middlemarch”, p.78, Booklassic
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
Douglas Adams (2009). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, p.26, Pan Macmillan
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
"Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist".
Henry Fielding (1780). “The history of Tom Jones, a foundling”, p.71
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Cartoon caption, New Yorker, 5 June 1937
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
Fables in Slang (1900) p. 133
A conglomerate heap of trash, that's what I am. But it burns with a high flame.
Ray Bradbury, Sam Weller (2012). “Listen to the Echoes: The Ray Bradbury Interviews”, p.291, Melville House
"King of the Hill". Sports Illustrated, August 5, 2002.