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Hilarious Quotes - Page 7

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

Douglas Adams (2009). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, p.26, Pan Macmillan

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

"Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist".

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

Henry Fielding (1780). “The history of Tom Jones, a foundling”, p.71

A conglomerate heap of trash, that's what I am. But it burns with a high flame.

Ray Bradbury, Sam Weller (2012). “Listen to the Echoes: The Ray Bradbury Interviews”, p.291, Melville House

A boo is a lot louder than a cheer.

"King of the Hill". Sports Illustrated, August 5, 2002.