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George Carlin Quotes - Page 26

If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.

George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.

George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.81, Hachette UK

Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet.

George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion