George Carlin Quotes - Page 26
George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for women to be streetwalkers.
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion
George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion
George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion
You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.81, Hachette UK
As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.
George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion
Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet.
George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion