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George Carlin Quotes - Page 28

The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.

George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.

George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

Jesus was a cross-dresser.

George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.

George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion