George Carlin Quotes - Page 10
If a painting can be forged well enough to fool experts, why is the original so valuable?
George Carlin (2007). “The Best of Brain Droppings”, p.82, Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?
George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.206, Hachette UK
"Playing With Your Head". Comedy album by George Carlin, 1986.
George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion
George Carlin (2009). “Last Words”, p.21, Simon and Schuster
"Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics". Comedy album by George Carlin, 1990.
